Anonymous asked: Biggest regret?
I always say that I don’t have regrets in my life and that things happen for a reason, but I do have a few. The biggest one is a time when I didn’t give someone the time of day to be with me a few years back. My life would be at a completely different point right now if I would’ve given him the chance.
me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
me:
mom:
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
mom:
me:
mom: this isn't normal
oh my god :((((
already happened.. fucking sucks..
i see this was not posted as a status because its characters exceed the maximum amount so its too long.
my heart just dropped
“I found my son sitting having a moment with his daddy (SFC Benjamin Wise) the other day. We lost him January 15 in Afghanistan… we cannot forget about the incredible loss these children must undertake.”
If the only Coheed song you know is “Welcome Home”, you better fuck right off.
(Source: gooodapollo)
mols:
I think you could fall in love with anyone if you saw the parts of them no one else gets to see. Like if you followed them around invisibly for a day and saw them crying in their bed at night or singing in the shower or humming quietly to themselves as they make a sandwich or even just walking along the street. And even if they were really weird and had no friends at school, I think, after seeing them at their most vulnerable, you wouldn’t be able to help falling in love with them.
